I do not dislike cat’s I hope that’s clear,
but do I like it mewing around my ear
Am I partial to a half chewed mouse
That got released in my house,
while running for his life
It wished it met a farmers wife.
Do I relish scratched oak doors
Or catty litter on the wooden floors.
Even if I thought it… sweet
Would I want a cat beneath my feet…
The answer you already know
A cat is not the way I would go.
I hear a gasp an intake of breath
“kill her now put her to death”.
But really, must we be the same
I don’t think I can play that game.
A cat is just not for me
I’d rather have a cup of tea.
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