Yes! Sir. #soCs

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “yes” Use it as a word, use it in a word, extra points if you start and finish your post with it. Enjoy!


Yes! This is what climbed down in front of my face.  I was In the supermarket gathering items, reading label’s, trying to compute calories, sugar, fat, and really not taking much else on board when this happened. On yesterdays trip it was eyes peeled, trolley nicely filling up when . YES! A flipping “S” word, him up there👆dropped like James bond absailing into th O2.  Hairy legs wriggling from a sign, you know the ones (TEA and sanitary protection Here isle 4).

My arms froze in crucifixion position my eyes crossed, i leapt back and the Agave nectar spun out of my hand and slapped hard into the direction of a passer by. At that precise moment I was doing an impression of a first nation Indian warrior dancing on hot coals… voice an all. Meanwhile the recipient of the Agave had turned as it’s thin plastic container slapped his forehead, split and sent rivulets (all in slow motion) down his face and suede jacket. *Humpf* who wears suede to do the shopping anyway. I remember hearing a frantic tannoy announcement but couldn’t understand what was said, for some random screeching commotion that was going on. That was when I realised it was me. Some person was dragging me towards pet food and finally clamped a hand over my mouth. Yesterday was a not such a good day for shopping.

The ‘S’ word had long since gone scuttled away no doubt looking for Miss Muffet. Two girls were cleaning down the irate man in isle 4 ( he appeared to enjoy that bit) and I was escorted (manhandled by a chauvinistic security guard) out to the door to my car,

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minus my shopping and thoroughly traumatized. “You will go home and think yourself lucky that the gentleman in isle 4, does not… doo you for assault” said the security man close to my ear.”You have serious issues and I suggest mental ones.” How dare he I thought,  but meekly I unwound the window and said “Yes Sir I am going… yes”…
P.s. Just incase you didn’t notice “I hate the “S” word.I do Yes.

What don’t you like? That could get you to loose control? leave me a comment and I will get back as soon as I can.🙂

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36 thoughts on “Yes! Sir. #soCs

  1. A spider in the supermarket would do that to you I have no doubt. I had to go and look up what agave is, so I learned something new today. Trying to argue with stupid people gets me to screaming point when they refuse to see what is in front of their face…great post by the way..

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  2. 🙂 they say facing the danger cures you from your phobias. You should be fine now 😉 but keep the warrior dance. It might come in handy on YouTube ;-). I only screech about spiders when they are really, really really big and no one’s looking. Or when the husbands there 🙂 otherwise I put on my brave face 🙂 close spaces are my problem but with a really huge spider it would be even worse 🙂

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  3. Nicely done with your ‘yes’es ! 😉
    😆 My mom freaks out like this but only for those cockroaches. The rest she can take on them like a true warrior. And one of my friend runs more than a mile if she sees a lizard anywhere in the 2-mile range.

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  4. What fun! I could see you dancing in the isle and the agave flying. Giant flying cockroaches make me scream and dance. S’s don’t bother me at all except when they drop down on me. Love your drop down here, though.

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