My Tits live in a nest hidden in a tree,
I like to watch them daily
They also take a peep at me.
They caught sight of my bottom
when I stepped upon my skirt
I tripped and heard them chortle
my pride was really heart.
My Tits looked at my bottom
and I will never be the same
I know I heard the Raven
Calling out my name.
The Raven told the Robin
that he saw my bum
The Robin told the Lark
that all the birds should come.
They tapped beaks on the window,
One even shared his worm.
It was like being on the telly,
I felt my body squirm.
The Tits shall not get any supper
or a lardy meal-worm for desert
I believe it’s a fitting punishment
for my pride being sorely hurt.
I was the WINNER!
After hearing you read the monologue I could imagine you reading this poem, hilarious 😂😂
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haaaha!
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Ellen, You are Funny indeed. Quite enjoyed this. Kudos. 🙂
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Oooherr saucy minx you. 😘🎶
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Sweet funny it is; award well deserved!
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Thank you, Talat I will take funny 🤣
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Congratulations on winning! This is very funny and made me laugh too! I am a bird watcher so it touched home!
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Beautiful! It is fun reading it. Have a nice weekend.
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It was fun to write a silly one. The weather is warm the pup is playful and the husband is lovely, what more could I want.
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Great read! Just what I needed to wake me up!
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Haaaaha! Its lunchtime here.
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Winner well deserved. I work with a group of women and we had “tits” discussion this week. Two of us are “B” cups and where like THANK GOD for once.
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Haaahaha! Don’t tell but I am a ‘b’ too 😂😇
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This was very clever! I enjoyed reading it. Be safe!
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Always safe , thanks for taking time. Come back soon.
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Oh, Ellen!! 😀 I could picture your reading it as well!
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That is exactly what my daughter said hahaa! Thank you, for making our isolation fun. 😇
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Ellen this is so clever, funny and I loved it 💜
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Sometimes we just have to Willow 💚
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Lo
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Once again you did it proud. I love it.
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A bit bonkers but fun.
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This is great, Ellen. I hope you are doing well.
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Thank you just a bit of whimsy to lighten things. Doing well thanks Robbie. X
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Love it 🙂
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Haaaha! Sometimes you just have to giggle.
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Love it!
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As long as it made someone smile. X
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brilliant
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Why thank you 😂😃
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