He Picked The Wrong Midwife.

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“Hand it over” He waved a knife at her.
Shocked, Sandy gaped, she scowled, pursed her lips tight and…
“You Yob! unless your cutting cake put that away, who do you think you’re pointing at? I probably brought you into this world, and I can soon slap you back out”.
She swung her handbag, his hat hit the floor followed by his bony body. He scrambled glassy eyed back towards the road as he heard, “Not so bloody tough now.”
He thought… screwed by an old biddy, when all I needed was just one wrap; then I could forget.